PERMA-BANNED!
They think Jumpman Lane is TWELVE!
("Mostly the SL BF's of hookers i done banged", quothe the god damn Jumpman!)
But everything is gonna be all right! he's comin' back! Like he said he would!
"Soon as I trot off to Kinkos!"-J Lane.
The main ish here is that ANYBODY can get you wiped offa the grid by SAYING you are underage with NO proof provided. I dont know about u fackin furriners, but I AM AN AMERICAN, and this Napoleanic BS really greats. I WAS gonna send them the info with
a letter written on toilet paper (took two hours to write) but the telemarketer i called to get a name to adress it to said I had to follow the instructions exactly. Who has a scanner these days, caera phone and webcam pix suck, I havent SEEN a fax machine since 1999. So I gotta go to kinkos

Young Bane Martinek, Jumpy's friend, Jumpy's stand in, Jumpy's alt.
Got banned too. Along with BreathCutta Flow JUMP'S rl neph-his rap name cause when he breathes he cuts a flow. NOT JUMP!) whom i introed to the wonderful world of griefin (1 day ban turned to permabanned cause they think JUMP and TWELVE!-IPban! IP BAN!).
BreatheCutta was sicced on one Roxana Fouquet-alt-o-Lady Dawson (we think)
cause the slot got pissy when Jump REFUSED to tip the hooker at some strip dump after givin her aprox 15,000 L$ for nothin' but lookin tardy (and sexy). Well Jump rezzed Marios (7day ban!)

And today BreatheCutta rezzed crowd-controllers (giant invisibleballs) all over that tard roxana Fouquet's dump (that dumb batch left her land's auto return on ZERO-ENTRAPMENT!-ENTRPAMENT!) Her Bf Penn Turdler ran around like a lil noob turd that he is and had some furriner, a griefer woman fight for him. (She used some old omicron hud that is DATED. couldnt orbit ol BreatheCutta who just kept on rezzin balls which cause the turds not to be able to move due to gravity and accupyin space.

Well the g-team forced logged Breathe out! then each and every one of Jump's-then-logged-on alts (Bane, Spook Tomorrow, et al) Who each got warnings for JUST LOGGIN ON!

The upshot of all of this is that JUMPMAN LANE IS NOT A MINOR!
AND any tard who tells LL that YOU are a minor forces YOU to tur over your rl info to LL or else you are banished off of the grid!

Now this all COULD be cause some tard lied and snitched me out.
OR it could be cause of the Torley Linden Story (We Know Why He Dress Like a Ho!)
CAUSE Jump was banned from the library of prims, and the man statue (PERMANENTLY)
and these are all land owned by groups THAT The Great Watermelon is listed as owner of>

WTF IS GONNA HAPPEN NEXT! I DON'T KNOW! LET'S FIND OUT!